From Hyperphantasia to Ghosting Dear Friends and Readers, I have been neglecting you, and for that I am sorry. Time, the hungry...

Or: How To Avoid Sounding Like An Ass I once read a diatribe against the words amongst and whilst, by an otherwise very pleasant North...

Love Is The Answer Disclaimer: As always, I've not your mum, counsellor, or health practitioner. Conduct your due diligence and don't...

The Clanging Warning Bells of Abnormal Behaviour When I lived in the USA, I was truly confused the first time I saw contestants on a quiz...

And Its Sad Cousin The Scottish Sausage Sizzle The Great Australian Barbie. Unlike many of the myths you may have heard along the way,...

Absurd Advice To Be Ignored If you frequent Medium more than occasionally, you'll doubtless have seen swaggers of bloggers dispensing...

A Fine Romance Have you ever wandered down memory lane humming along to tunes from your childhood and then stopped to consider the...

Well, Kind Of. I originally published this true story in two parts, and then imported it to Medium. However, the story was so long and...

You're Saying A Lot About Yourself And Nothing About Reality Everyone knows that cancel culture exists. Simply type in cancel culture...

I Don't Suffer Fools At All Every now and then, an imbecile will pop up in my replies to do what imbeciles do - complain about something...

The truth about women’s sex drives The Truth About Women’s Sexual Appetites Women may be even more sexual than men, which probably comes...

How About We Fix Them? Some who follow Abrahamic religions say their God wrote commandments for us to follow, and this is often followed...

The Nonsense that is Pascal's Wager I really don’t mind religious people. I was one myself, once. Generally, they’re law abiding, leave...

Here’s To The Bra, Whose Happy Station Assists Me With My Elevation Every other day it seems Another Medium writer dreams Of independence...

Google Gets Even Creepier: An Apology to Nick Like me, you're probably well acquainted with Google's intrusive creepiness by now, perhaps...

A Writer's Plea Every time I've pitched a story, I've had to twist myself and my article into a pretzel to conform to the new guidelines....

And Other Tragic Tales Originally published as part of an ebook on Amazon. Now updated and free to my readers. Those born in the lucky...

A Simple Life Hack All Celebrities Could Use Technically Bindi Irwin is an adult, although she’s lived in the limelight for most of her...

The Unreliable Narrator: Lessons Learned Over the years, I've ignored dozens, possibly hundreds of articles on why someone cheated and...

And You’re Not Irish Either On my first day in Sunny So Cal, back in the 90s, a friendly lady with a nasal Californian accent showed us...