Time The Hungry Destroyer

From Hyperphantasia to Ghosting Dear Friends and Readers, I have been neglecting you, and for that I am sorry. Time, the hungry...

The Americentric Writer

Or: How To Avoid Sounding Like An Ass I once read a diatribe against the words amongst and whilst, by an otherwise very pleasant North...

How We Bake The Blended Family Cake

Love Is The Answer Disclaimer: As always, I've not your mum, counsellor, or health practitioner. Conduct your due diligence and don't...

The Great Australian Barbie

And Its Sad Cousin The Scottish Sausage Sizzle The Great Australian Barbie. Unlike many of the myths you may have heard along the way,...

Songs Written From A Cell

A Fine Romance Have you ever wandered down memory lane humming along to tunes from your childhood and then stopped to consider the...

You're Whining At The Wrong Woman

I Don't Suffer Fools At All Every now and then, an imbecile will pop up in my replies to do what imbeciles do - complain about something...

Lust, Lies and Libidos

The truth about women’s sex drives The Truth About Women’s Sexual Appetites Women may be even more sexual than men, which probably comes...

Does Religion Make You Stupid?

The Nonsense that is Pascal's Wager I really don’t mind religious people. I was one myself, once. Generally, they’re law abiding, leave...

The Blessing Of The Bra

Here’s To The Bra, Whose Happy Station Assists Me With My Elevation Every other day it seems Another Medium writer dreams Of independence...

What On Google Earth

Google Gets Even Creepier: An Apology to Nick Like me, you're probably well acquainted with Google's intrusive creepiness by now, perhaps...

Dear Editors

A Writer's Plea Every time I've pitched a story, I've had to twist myself and my article into a pretzel to conform to the new guidelines....

Stung On The Nipple Twice

And Other Tragic Tales Originally published as part of an ebook on Amazon. Now updated and free to my readers. Those born in the lucky...

My Advice To Bindi: Stop Sharing

A Simple Life Hack All Celebrities Could Use Technically Bindi Irwin is an adult, although she’s lived in the limelight for most of her...

I’m Sorry But You're Not Scawdish

And You’re Not Irish Either On my first day in Sunny So Cal, back in the 90s, a friendly lady with a nasal Californian accent showed us...

 
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The Garrulous Glaswegian

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“Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.”

Philip K Dick

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